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The Periodic Table of Rejected Elements

by Michael Gerber and Jonathan Schwarz

The Periodic Table of Rejected Elements
Michael Gerber and Jonathan Schwarz have written humor for many publications.
Copyright © 1999 by The Atlantic Monthly Company. All rights reserved.
The Atlantic Monthly; August 1999; The Periodic Table of Rejected Elements - 99.08; Volume 284, No. 2; page 43.
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